Monday-Memorial Day-May 30/11
Half my heart is deployed.
Monday May 23/11
Keep thy heart with
all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.
- Old Testament,
Monday May 16
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Humor: Dog At Piano
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
to all the Mamas everywhere
hold in their arms and their hearts,
our children is the Mama Code.
God Bless Mamas everywhere
who safekeep the Mama Code
God Bless the children everywhere, twice.
Raising a kid is part joy, part guerilla warfare!
Humor:Don't Mess With Senior Citizens!
An elderly lady
decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"It's a nice hotel but the rooms
certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
clerk told her that £250..00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced:
"the hotel has
an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use.
I didn't use them," she said.
'Well, they are here, and you could have," explained
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which
the hotel is famous. "
We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh,Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing
here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity
the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.
was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But madam, this cheque is only made out for
''that's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens
(received via email from a friend)